Wednesday, April 29, 2009

My Big Fat Messy Divorce

Nothing about divorce is funny, but what happened today might be.

My parents took me to finally see the divorce lawyers to start the paperwork. In New York, you need grounds for divorce and ours is 'abandonment' since we haven't loved together for over a year. In front of my conservative, Muslim parents, the attorney asked me;

'how long ago did you have sex?'

I wanted to get up and strangle him. I felt my parents freeze on either side of me.

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